- kids these days: you only live once that's the motto nigga yolo
- me when i was their age: ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli
July 2012
When the teacher bends over to help the guy sitting next to you in class
The hardest part of being deaf?
remember when they were going to censor the internet
- out with parents: sees hot sex gods that you want to just attack and fuck instantly and BOOM no more ovaries for you
- out with friends or by yourself: sees creepy ass old men trying to hit on you and film under your skirt on the escalators at the mall
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
A girl's fb status.
“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.”
