August 2012
semperloki:
“i hate you” i whisper as i reblog his face for the hundredth time
thneed-ler:
DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY
RULE #1 OF TUM—
ALWAYS REBLOG TH—
IF YOU DON’T R—
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: Watching all these athletes makes me feel so damn lazy
Tumblr: get in loser, we're going shipping
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
healthypenis:
remember that girl you called whore? she gets paid to have sex because she likes sex and money. that boy you called faggot? he loves dick up his ass. that girl you called fat? she eats more than your family together because she wants to. that guy you called poor? he is poor because he’s too busy running a blog to find a job. that old woman you made fun of on the street? she is just...
July 2012
plot twist : someone actually wants to date me
me: *likes someone*
me: *thinks i have a chance*
me: *remembers what i look like*
me: *cries*
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
When someone's telling me their life issues and...
totally-relatable:
